Miss M. Joie


Twitter: @JoieMissy


Common Questions

I was born and grew up in Englandshire, then lived for many years in India. I've been in Scotland about 8 years now. My accent is BBC world service style from having to speak very clearly in Asia.

Where are you from?

I find a good introductory mail suffices to filter out many time losses. Once the details of our meeting have been arranged via mail, you can of course have my mobile number.

Why do you not show your phone number?

I'm a huge fan of single malts, the peatier the better! Lagavulin, Bunnahabhain, Laphroaig, Ardbeg, all bring me immense joy... but maybe you can convert me with a good Speyside. Maybe. Perhaps. Probably not. Try me.

What gifts do you enjoy receiving?

I do not work past 10pm and have a vehement dislike of early mornings. Some flexibility with this exists for purely social time together.

What hours are you available?

I live in Speirs Wharf. The nearest tube station is Cowcaddens which is approximately a 15 minute walk away. The nearest train station is Queens Street and the nearest major bus/coach station is Buchannan, a taxi fare from either of these is about £4 and a taxi rank is directly outside both.

How far are you from the city centre?

A Pre - Emptive Strike

There is free, secure, parking anywhere outside. An intercom buzzer is at the entrance, but please feel able to simply call me and I can come down to meet you.

Is there parking at your place?

My flat has a lift although there are 4 wide steps to reach the lift which do not have a ramp. The bathroom does not have any grab rails or special fittings. I have a large 4 poster bed, without hoist. 

Is your incall flat disability access friendly?

I travel by taxi. I will visit anywhere in inner Glasgow (Central, West End, Partick etc.) without extra to my outcall hourly fee. An extra £10 is needed to cover visits to Southside and outer Glasgow. I am willing to train to Edinburgh and taxi from Haymarket to you for an additional £40. Visits further afield are open to negotiation, I have travelled to the Isle of Harris and flown to Paris to see clients in the past, although a deposit will be required in advance for such expeditions.

How far do you travel for outcall? Are your travel costs included in the hourly fee shown?

I will not rim you, but you may rim me if you wish. I do not do water sports (pissing games) or hard sports/scat (shit games). I do not do anything that will bruise or scar me. I NEVER do bareback (no condom).

Is there anything you will NOT do?

No. I am not the droid you are looking for.

Do you do car meets/15-30 min quickes/discounts?

Do you entertain women?

I adore being intimate with women just as much as men. I also enjoy being with a couple. Or more. Just ask.

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